If you need anything during your time in the Bathrooms we invite you to complete the contact form. Whether it’s a problem, a complaint, or a quiet favor, our system is designed to ensure every request is received, reviewed, and routed to whoever stands to benefit most.

Please note that response times vary based on influence, connections, and what you’re willing to offer in return. Submissions without leverage may experience delays, denials, or permanent administrative amnesia. Thank you for your interest in the Bathrooms, everything is possible …